Funny jokes !!!
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
How is the post yesterday ???Is it funny ??? haha...Here is another one that is funnyI get it from my fren's blogHave a good laughKids Are Quick ____________________________________TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Maria.____________________________________TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.__________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.________________________________ ____________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!__________________________________________TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'MILLIE: I is..TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE: All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ______________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher
Sharon
